baihe796 发表于 2013-12-25 21:22   只看TA 1楼
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[短篇] 两来船

有个人乘船时，把手放在窗户外面，被一艘对面过来的船夹伤了手指。他回来后把这件事告诉了妻子。妻子十分害怕，嘱咐说：“今后遇到对面过来的船，千万别站在船边小便。”
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