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    毛主席临终前把小平叫到床边说:平平,有件事我放心不下,我担心党内有些同志不愿跟着你走。小平回答:放心吧,东哥,不愿跟我走的我让他跟你走!
     布什问锦涛:我们上太空都是三四个人,你们咋一两个人?锦涛说:你不了解中国国情,那些狗日的,去三个人他们斗地主,去四个人打麻将,谁还干活?
    锦涛去看毛泽东,拉开水晶棺说:毛哥,天上导弹不断,南方洪水泛滥,北方流氓乱窜,台湾想要单干,股市一片混乱,房价涨价不断,地方政府蛮干,我该咋办? 毛说:你进来,我出去,吓死这群王八蛋

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呵呵呵呵~蛮符合中国国情的!
               实在啊!

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第一个笑话,如果把你改成您是不是更好些,最好再配上个图!
呵呵

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