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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1在学校看到两个双胞胎兄弟打架,然后两个人被同学拉开,可是两个人还不解气,继续对骂,忽然兄弟两人其中一个骂另一个:“瞅你长那B样……”然后全场人都安静了……
2两对情侣一起吃饭,男友给我夹了一块肉,说:“烫,小心点”,旁边妹子看见了瞪了她老公一眼:“看看人家还怕烫着她媳妇,你管都不管我”,她男友淡定的说:“你智商比她高”。
3大飞在公交车上掏零钱时,不小心掉出一个避孕套。大飞非常尴尬,不知道该不该捡起来。正在茫然无措时,一旁的MM说道:“大哥,你弟弟的工作服掉了”。
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