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借称呼

有户人家父子与僮仆专说大话,事事都用朝廷用语相称呼。一天朋友到家,正巧主人外出,遇到长子,长子说:“父王驾出了。”客人问到家母,次子又说:“娘娘在后花园饮宴。”朋友见他们说话超越身份,含怒离开。路上遇到主人,朋友叙述其子所说的话,主人问道:“是谁说的?”仆人在后边接话道:“这是太子与庶子说的。”朋友一听更加恼怒,扭住仆人便打。主人急忙劝道:“卿家勿恼,看在寡人面上。”
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