sasd88 发表于 2020-9-14 10:04   只看TA 1楼
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[短篇] 短篇笑话3则

1、“我给大家介绍一下,这位是刘处,这位是李处,这位是王处。。。”
话音未落,旁边一位领导模样的人站起来说:“大家叫我小聂就好了。”

2、在湖边钓鱼,同去的哥们儿问我:“你钓到的鱼里最大的有多大?”
“《大白鲨》这部电影你看过吧?”
“看过。”
“就和装那DVD的盒子差不多大小。”

3、昨天去婚姻介绍所登记征婚,阿姨让我填征婚要求。
思索良久后,提了两点:女的、活的。
阿姨瞄了一眼,冷冷地说:你年纪也不小了,要求怎么还那么苛刻!
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