原笑话来自SIS英语区,我来翻译一下。
1。 A guy meets a pretty girl in a bar. After a while of talking and seducing, the girl agrees to go out with the guy.
The guy drives till they reach the outskirt of the town. Then they start stripping off their clothes and have sex.
After having sex, the girl says, "I'm sorry that I have to tell you now. I am actually a prositute and I usually charges $20 for my service."
The guy replies, "It's ok. I forgot to tell you that I am a taxi driver. The fare to get back to town is $25."
2. An attractive woman was sitting at the bar one night when a man came over and approached her.
The woman said, "Unless you owns a condo with at least $2 million in your bank account, drives a BMW and has a 9 inch penis, you can just walk away from here."
The man politely replied, "I own a mansion by the lake and have at least $10 million in my bank account. I usually switch between my Porsche and Ferrari when I go out. BUT NO WAY IN HELL I AM GOING TO CUT OFF 3 INCHES OF MY DICK FOR YOU!!"
3. Two friends:
Tonight I am going to organize a group sex session in my apartment. Do you want to come?
Of course! How many people are coming?
Three, if you bring your girlfriend